Pre-Order Breakout Shirts for 2019!
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The current Rat Mass of 2016+3 is supposedly starting to not suck enough that we might consider breaking them out eventually.
Maybe. But wouldn't it be a lovely surprise to gift your no-longer-a-Rat a high quality made in the USA American Apparel T-Shirt? 
The back of the shirt contains an American eagle carrying the American flag (because 'murika, that's why). However, the most important detail of the shirt is the soon to be newly obtained status of the Rat Mass of 2016+3, the title they've been straining, pushing, and driving towards since they've matriculated: to be recognized as the Class Of 2019.
As a final touch, I've added the American flag to the right sleeve (not pictured above on the shirts, but an example is displayed to the right), inspired by the flag patch we wear on our ACU uniforms. Plus it would just be wrong not to have a flag on a shirt that is made in the USA. |
The front of the shirt contains the old VMI battle cry, "Rah Virginia Mil," complete with the familiar rifle that every Keydet has carried at one point of their cadetship: The M14.
So what else do you need to know about this awesome, motivating, patriotic, American made, Institute shirt for $20 plus $2.75 for shipping?
Nothing. Buy it. Plus, I want your money. Did I mention it's made in the USA? What are you, some softbody Academy plebe? BUY MY SHIRT. |
VERY IMPORTANT: WHEN YOU ORDER INCLUDE "SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS TO THE SELLER," I need to know the shirt sizes you want!
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, or 3XL!
Please include your Rat's name as well!
But what does "Pre-Order" mean?
Since I don't exactly know what sizes to order, and because it would bankrupt me to order more than 20 shirts at all, I need the starting capital.
So here's the deal:
You have until 6 PM Wednesday, February 10th to place an order. After that I will pass on the order and have them shipped to me. Your Rats will receive them after breakout.
If they breakout.
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, or 3XL!
Please include your Rat's name as well!
But what does "Pre-Order" mean?
Since I don't exactly know what sizes to order, and because it would bankrupt me to order more than 20 shirts at all, I need the starting capital.
So here's the deal:
You have until 6 PM Wednesday, February 10th to place an order. After that I will pass on the order and have them shipped to me. Your Rats will receive them after breakout.
If they breakout.
SHIRTS NO LONGER ON SALE