Witness the birth of a supervillain.
The Fire Marshal seems to have a soft spot in his heart for the downfall of all joy at VMI. Among his interventions: Clamping down the use of Christmas lights during the season (one of the few bright spots in the bleakness of VMI's barracks), and recently putting a halt to our haydowns* at noon.
Based on super factual research worthy of a President (ie: I'm totally just guessing this is probably how it went down), I can finally present to you the truth behind his war against the I.
The Fire Marshal seems to have a soft spot in his heart for the downfall of all joy at VMI. Among his interventions: Clamping down the use of Christmas lights during the season (one of the few bright spots in the bleakness of VMI's barracks), and recently putting a halt to our haydowns* at noon.
Based on super factual research worthy of a President (ie: I'm totally just guessing this is probably how it went down), I can finally present to you the truth behind his war against the I.